There’s really nothing wrong with reading Harry Potter. I’ve thought about borrowing a book myself to get an idea of what all the hype was about. However, there are those among us that feel a little tentative about taking a step into Harry Potter’s magical world and being exposed to his hogwarts. Reports are that some fans felt the need to go into hiding after a naked Daniel Radcliffe starred in a play featuring questionable horse related antics. Maybe you should stick to riding broomsticks Mr Wizard boy.
I should also mention that Radcliffe has a horrible looking ass. I’m only mentioning this because I just saw it while looking for a picture of him and the horse. I swear. It’s an old man’s ass. Not that I look at those either.
Don’t be afraid, ask yourself. Are you embarrassed to be caught in public reading Harry Potter? Does the very idea make you feel like less of a man? Inadequate? Does it induce a shrinking sensation within your loins? Fear not. Put away your wizard robe and hat. Stick your wand back in your pants. There’s a website that’s got your camouflage ready so suit up soldier cause it’s going to make you into a man.
