Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern Are Having Sex, Says Cosby

Is it odd that I immediately started typing Larry Craig’s name into the subject line for this article before stopping myself?

I never watch Larry King but the other day while working on something I had the channel set to CNN and there he was, talking to Larry Birkhead and one of his lawyers. I immediately thought “didn’t we get about three months too much of this Anna Nicole Smith story already?” I did find it interesting that Rita Cosby is apparently stalking Birkhead in an attempt to gain a huge payday from a book she had penned regarding the whole custody deal. Last I remembered she was on MSNBC salivating as her hoarse voice droned on and on about the Anna Nicole Smith story. I never cared for her either way but God she made me want to throw my television out the window on more than one occasion with her near self orgasmic coverage of Smith’s death and the following custody battle. I have a habit of ripping into MSNBC, a station that I actually watch on a regular basis, for turning into the E! Channel anytime a celebrity sneezes. Their coverage of the Paris Hilton arrest was completely pathetic with reporters reverting back into teenage ditzes oohing and aahing about the socialite while their on the scene reporter made a complete embarrassment and spectacle of himself before nearly getting run over by a cop car.

Oddly, I hadn’t noticed Rita Cosby wasn’t covering that story at the time, and when I heard her mentioned on Larry King the other night I found myself surprisingly unshocked by the news that she was latching desperately onto someone related to the Anna Nicole Smith case months later. Barely paying attention to the show, I turned off Larry King a few minutes later and moved on.

Today, I find out that the big shocking allegation in Rita Cosby’s book, entitled “Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death”, is that Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern had homosexual relations with each other. In fact, they were performing sex acts upon each other while Anna Nicole Smith watched.

I’m about 90% positive that’s nothing more than Rita Cosby’s own sexual fantasies talking and anyone that watched her cover the story for months on end will probably end up agreeing with me. She argues that Birkhead was blackmailed into a deal by Stern where Birdhead would receive custody of the little girl while Stern would remain executor of the estate. Birkhead and Stern both are planning to sue Cosby. Cosby’s response?

She says she’s got nothing to hide, makes no apologies, and at the end of the day “The American public will see that these two men conspired to fool us all.” Yeah.

I like how she makes it sound like the American public are all sitting perched in front of their televisions and computers with this whole scandal sitting in the back of their mind, like they’re all going to rejoice when the truth comes out, maybe throw a parade and elect Cosby president because she brought light upon the homosexual antics of two guys no one cares about anymore and probably didn’t care much about to begin with. Screw the war, poor health care, troubling foreign policy, and all the other chaos in the world right now, the people are mostly concerned about Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern having teh butt secks. Even if the story was true, and that’s a gigantic if, who cares if they did? All it shows was that Birkhead, Stern and Smith were into kinky sex play. This doesn’t affect me, this doesn’t affect you, this doesn’t affect the American Public, it doesn’t affect anyone legally, so who cares? I’ve never seen a woman try so hard to desperately prolong a celebrity case in the media. She harps on about caring about the fate of the child involved in all of this while she tries to throw more and more gas onto a fire that’s already lost it’s ignition source.

I will give her this much, if she’s trying to get a gig with the National Enquire she’s doing a good job. Shame Weekly World News isn’t around anymore.