You know what we hate here at U Suxxors? Server issues. If you had problems getting here all weekend and you probably did, the problem appears to be fixed. Because of these server issues, I wasn’t able to get in the weekly installment of strange search terms, so I’m going to play catch up this morning and get that out of the way.
We didn’t get any email explanations regarding last weeks question of why someone would look online for reasons to file a cat’s teeth. What we did get however were more hits from people seeking similar information. filing cats teeth and how to file cat teeth both popped up in the search stats last week. Was this person the same person that was looking for ways to destroy their cat’s grill the week prior? Do we have a Boston Strangler or Zodiac style mystery on our hands? Who is this strange person cloaked in the shadows of the internet that seeks to give their feline a dental flattop? Or is he just one of many? A cult of cat torturers?
The next strange search term makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever because I’m guessing it’s a phrase from some song but try as I might I cannot find lyrics similar to what this person was looking for. U Suxxors was hit twice last week on different days for the search term the lyrics to hold that thing back like g.i. joe. Is this some kind of underground rap song I’m not familiar with? More importantly, is there in turn a GI Joe rap music video with Cobra Commander keeping it real in the hood?
Our next search term is a riddle wrapped in an enigma. It’s possible whoever looked this term up was trying to find information about Miss South Carolina’s mishap at the Miss Teen USA awards and interpreted a part of her ramblings the same way I did. It’s also possible they were looking for middle easterners related to Osama Bin Laden. osoma people provided U Suxxors a hit last week and led whoever looked it up right to our Miss South Carolina article. We hope that’s what you were looking for, if not, we’re at a loss for what the hell you were talking about.
Rarely does a search term actually make me feel somewhat sad, but the other day U Suxxors received a hit from the search phrase sitting here missing u. U Suxxors missed you too baby. We’ll be around about 1AM tonight, leave the front door open and the dog in the backyard.
The next search term I guess isn’t strange, in fact I should’ve expected it. I am indeed sorry to the surfer that came to U Suxxors looking for vanessa hudg nude pics but nudity is still rather unaccepted by the mainstream world and we are a mainstream blog, so no nude Vanessa Hudgens here. We do hope you found what you were surfing for, though it would probably help you out to know her name is Vanessa Hudgens and not Vanessa Hudgs.
Our final search phrase of the week is a long phrase, something I ranked number 2 on Google for. I’m not sure if it’s a sign or possibly someone screwing with me, but the phrase have you turned down the path of evil or have you found baby jesus led a hapless religious enlightenment seeker to our door. We were probably not what you were looking for and you probably figured that out the moment you clicked our link and got the smiling face of Rita Cosby looking back at you wanting to have a one on one talk about butt secks. For the record, I am not religious but I do not have a problem with anyone that is, so I hope you got the answers you were looking for.
We’ll return next week for another look at strange search terms and as always, if you are one of those surfers that used one of these terms to find U Suxxors, email U Suxxors and give us an explanation as to just what the hell you were thinking at the time you were looking for whatever it was you were looking for. We’re all about understanding.
