This week in strange search terms was almost ruined when after the server issues last week, our stats stopped tracking. Thankfully, the problem was solved and it appears the stats actually did track, they just weren’t showing. This is good because we’ve got a couple hum dingers~! that brought people to U Suxxors doors last week.
U Suxxors continues to get hits from various people looking for nude Vanessa Hudgens pictures, and I realize that every time I type that or a variation of it I’m probably encouraging more people to click us expecting Vanessa Hudgens bare naked boobs. While U Suxxors doesn’t have any topless Vanessa Hudgens pictures, we do hope that all of you surfers are successful in your hunt for nude and naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and her bare breasts.
Heh.
But seriously, it’s Hudgens, not Hudg for the one or two people that keep looking for her under that name. Are people just getting lazy or is that her ghetto street name and I just don’t realize it?
Speaking of Vanessa Hudgens, an interesting phenomenon has occurred this past week when it comes to her and my search engine hits. A while ago many of you may remember when I became excited for hitting the top spot on google for Ninja Harry Potter, a spot I still hold not that I want to brag or anything. Now, I’m getting search engine hits for the phrase ninja vanessa hudgens. What does this mean?
1. Either there’s some strange secret ninja celebrity thing going on that I don’t know about on the internet.
2. Vanessa Hudgens has a secret past as a ninja that she’s doing as good of a job hiding as she did hiding that nude picture.
3. Someone’s screwing around with me.
If these hits are coming because of choice 3, I whole heartedly approve and you gave me a laugh when I started to see the term in my stats. I hope to see new ninja celebrities that I hold the top spot for in the near future. In fact, I think I’ll go ahead and take the ninja rita cosby spot right now.
Moving on, I continue to get search hits involving Miss South Carolina, including one for what was the correct answer for miss south carolina. The question again was why do you think one fifth of Americans don’t know where the US in on a map and the correct answer again of course is because people are stupid. Ask Mike Gravel, he knows what’s going on. The real shocker about Miss South Carolina is that it took a couple weeks before I got a hit from someone searching for miss south carolina nude pics.
The LOL funny term of the week? Someone went on Google and found us by looking for disgusting photos of fred thompson . erectile smiley is a close runner up.
The real top strange search term of last week is so disturbing however that it easily beats out the person looking for ugly Fred Thompson photos. That term? larry craig naked in picture.
I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for that search, and as always if you’re still hanging around that site and would like to send us in that explanation, we’d love to read it. I’m at a complete loss on that one. Maybe it was Larry Craig himself and he was making sure there wasn’t any nude pictures of himself out on the web he hadn’t heard about yet.
