It’s that time to dig into U Suxxors’ statistics and find out what odd, strange, and oftentimes pornographic terms people are searching for that are leading them to my doorstep.
Today’s theme seems to be sex again, which just frankly tickles me a little pink because I’m certain I’ve never done one flat out sex related article in this blog. I’m innocent I tell you. The last few weeks it’s been people looking for Vanessa Hudgens in various states of undress, but this week I’ve got people looking for larry birkhead and howard stern having sex together. Are they looking for scandal articles? Are they looking for pictures? We may never know.
As I mentioned a couple days ago, I’m #1 on Google for howard stern having sex and I wonder if they simply forgot the K initial or they’re looking for the radio show host. The latter disturbs me greatly for some reason.
That’s actually about it for this week. Disappointing. You’re all turning normal on me. I did continue to get searches for miss south carolina nude, as well as ninja vanessa hudgens. The perverts are crossing with the ninja hunters however as I’m now getting people searching for nude ninja vanessa hudgens. Nude ninjas go against the ninja code I believe, unless I’m thinking about monks, and Christ knows I don’t want to get anything wrong about monks otherwise they might kill me with a deathtouch so I’ll leave it at that.
