So after ranting about the absurdity of 24 hour news a few days ago, what’s the news of the day today?
MSNBC, I swear to Christ, Buddha, Allah, or whoever else you believe in, is on their THIRD DAY of coverage of this 9/11 pin issue. This is going to make and break the coming election guys, at least you would think so given the time that’s being devoted to the story. The election is riding on a pin that you put on your lapel. This is far more important than health care reform, education, foreign policy, war stance, abortion, taxes and all that other bullshit. Wearing a pin is going to make or break this election.
Actually I’m wrong, because there’s another issue just as pressing that the news networks are starting to shed some light on. There’s been some rumbling about this for the past couple weeks but today, I knew it was going to hit the fan when one station did a montage of Hillary Clinton’s laugh.
Yes, her laugh. We got a news story about Hillary Clinton’s laugh and how it could affect hers and everyone else’s bid for President of the United States. Dubbed “The Cackle” by MSNBC, Clinton’s laugh is apparently some sort of vocal weapon of mass destruction that has the capability to destroy the other presidential candidates, but only if Clinton uses her powers wisely. Otherwise, she might destroy herself. You know, kinda like Spiderman or something. Chris Matthews on Hardball a number of days ago talked about Clinton’s laugh in a near state of bliss while comparing it to his own strange duck like laugh he calls “The Hoot”.
… yeah. This is reality. This is the world we all live in. A world where Hillary Clinton’s laugh is looked at as a possible factor in who becomes leader of this country. People’s votes might actually be swayed on her Cackle. Lives, ladies and gentleman, may be altered forever based on Clinton’s effective use of her laugh. Possibly even more so they could be by Barack Obama’s lack of pins to wear on his suit.
U Suxxors analysis? Don’t listen to 24 hour news for political coverage. For that matter, don’t listen to Hillary Clinton speeches at all because if she laughs and shifts her vocal cords slightly by accident, you’re #$%!ing #$#!ed friend.
