I know what you’re thinking and no, this isn’t parody news but rather a true story. A cow in Cambodia has been taken into police custody after causing various traffic accidents that led to the deaths of six people. The cow, whose name is apparently being withheld by police which leads us to believe he’s a juvenile, killed a 66 year old motorist last Monday night when the motorist collided into the animal. This cow must be hella strong to have survived that. The report goes on to say that earlier this year the cow was responsible for another accident that killed five. Was the cow wanted by police after that accident and never apprehended or was it out on bail?
Oddly enough, no one has heard from Jack Thompson yet regarding the video game playing habits of this animal but I’m willing to bet there’s been a lot of time training on Grand Theft Auto. The cow’s MySpace and Facebook accounts have yet to be discovered.
