Whoa, put that oil canister down sparky, not until the year 2012. The lovely folks at Gizmodo reported over the weekend that a researcher in the Netherlands thinks humans will be able to bang some metal, and I’m not talking pots and pans, by the year 2012 with marriage coming in 2050. That is, unless you and the robot are of the same sex, in which case you could be waiting until the year 3050 like everyone else.
Reports that ten different men spontaneously combusted this weekend at the thought of the complete Kama Sutra as well as the Joy of Sex being programmed into a robots memory chip were unverified but highly likely.
It could be a hell of a way to lower divorce rates and domestic violence if you think about it. MSNBC is running this report by the way. They must’ve been trying to one-up CNN in the ever intense relationship study wars.
