The Larry Craig Today Interview Wasn’t Very Exciting

Posted By: Jack Page on Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

I think most bloggers out there were looking for new material with which to slam Larry Craig with now that he’s appearing in the media spotlight again as of late. Lets face it, it’s fun to pick on Larry Craig. He’s an old guy that’s battled against gay rights despite hushed rumors that he’s a homosexual, he was caught in an airport bathroom trying to solicit a random man for sex in a stall, and he’s made it so we can never look at the term wide stance the same way ever again. I salute him for his comical failures and for giving people like me material to write about.

Unfortunately, the Today Show appearance appears to have been a disappointing bore, as MSNBC have been showing clips of it throughout the day. The only notable moment was Suzanne Craig giving her drain quote complete with SWIRLING FINGER ACTION. That was in fact great.

U Suxxors would like to ask Larry Craig not to fade away, but rather stay in the spotlight for awhile. The funneh you bring to the table has yet to pass it’s expiration date. We still see potential. Perhaps you could get caught in a new locale? Like a park or something? Or an airplane bathroom?


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