A question to all the bloggers out there that cover celebrity news. Does Britney Spears not frequent any kind of establishment besides gas stations? Every damn day I wake up and I check my feeds I see “Britney Stops To Get Gas” or “Britney Spotted At Gas Station”. Lets face it, we can all agree Spears is on some fairly serious drugs these days, and I can’t remember if it was Spears or Lindsay Lohan I mentioned sniffing gas awhile back somewhere. Could I have been onto something? Maybe it’s the fumes. I refuse to believe this woman needs this much gasoline for her car alone. Is she just not going anywhere else because she’s afraid a judge is going to find out she’s partying or crashing into pedestrians or buildings or something? If she’s not going anywhere then why the %#(# does she need to pump gas all the time? Jesus H Christ.
That would explain that goofy smile she has on her face every time I see her at one of these gas station visits. She was reportedly wearing a Fuck Off Lover Boy hoodie during her last excursion in an excellent attempt to try and get her kids back.
