Donald Trump Says Angelina Jolie Isn’t Beautiful

Posted By: Jack Page on Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

I hate that the first time I mention Donald Trump in this blog is in a post where I have to dismiss him as having no taste whatsoever when it comes to women but dammit you just stabbed me in the heart Donald. I personally respect Donald Trump because he’s a very smart guy that made himself a fortune through hard work and general deviousness. With that said, I can today say two negative things about Donald Trump:

  • The Donald is the stupidest nickname I’ve ever heard and every time I hear someone refer to him using it I was to smack the bejesus out of them.
  • Donald Trump has shitty taste in women.

Donald Trump showed up on Larry King a few days ago and after feeding his ego about how small George Clooney is, he said that Angelina Jolie “is not a beauty.” I’m sorry. While I do think that Angelina Jolie could eat a little extra every once in awhile, she completely smokes any barbie doll chick I’ve ever seen Trump hanging out with. She’s crazy and she’s extremely attractive, which equals a little word called perfection in my book. Trump goes on to say he’s a better good judge of beauty than everyone else because he runs the Miss USA pageants. You’ve seen the Miss USA pageants right? That’s that contest where some chick wins and you never hear from them again unless they’re caught doing coke somewhere.


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