Don’t laugh, this is actually a serious bit of news. MSNBC is reporting on their broadcasting that Russians really like eating big macs and 180 McDonalds restaurants in Russia are making more money than the rest of the country or something like that. Sorry I was too busy eating my iceberg lettuce salad with no dressing to catch the end of it.
Another covert attack by the US to gain control of the world? Hey, we know they’re already threatening starry eyed Arabic boys with promises of MTV. Maybe this is just a play to get the Russians caught up with the Americans when it comes to the fat statistics. Put more of an even playing field between our countries. If the chances of us falling over and dying at an early age is skyrocketing due to our inability to put down those greasy french fries, maybe we can make it so the Russians have the same problem.
