I knew the reason was going to be comical, and dammit I was right. Earlier today it came out that Britney Spears had her visitation rights suspended because she didn’t complied with the judges wishes in some manner. The reason is now making the rounds, and it’s because Britney missed a drug test. Sounds simple enough, sounds like something we’d expect right? Well there’s more. The court appointed testers couldn’t contact Spears to test her. Spears is now saying that the reason she couldn’t be found is because there is poor cell phone reception in her Malibu home that sometimes prevents her from receiving calls.
Has this woman never had to come up with an excuse before? That’s the best you could come up with? She might’ve gotten farther by saying her dog ate her cellphone. I’m sure the testers called more than once, and I can’t see Spears living in an environment where her cellphone constantly has reception issues. Doesn’t explain why she couldn’t check her voice mail either.
High-larious. I’m seriously to a point where I hope she never falls out of the spotlight. All you other boring ass celebrities that spend your days shopping could learn something here. At least Spears can be consistently entertaining.
Article: In Touch - Bad Reception Costs Britney
November 19th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ‘em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?