I’m very disappointed in China today and it has nothing to do with communism or politics or anything like that. Their government has announced that women hoping to be involved in hosting at the Olympic games next year must not have tattoos, must cut down on earrings, and cannot have large bootays. Obviously not “feeling that ass”, the officials say that big butts would stick out too much which apparently is a bad thing for a reason that we are completely unable to understand or even fathom here at U Suxxors. Lets make sure to point out that there’s a difference between being fat and having a nice shapely rear end, and this policy seems to exclude the latter.
One official was even quoted as saying they didn’t want “anyone who looks in any way sleazy because that would put the athletes off.” I like to think it’s because a glance of a nice ass might distract a hapless athlete into putting his shotput someplace it doesn’t belong.
Article: 100% Injury Rate - China Says No To Fat Chicks
October 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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