Sam Brownback dropped out of the political race today and the only reason I could remember who he was is because he looks like Flattop from the old Dick Tracy comics. He’s got this weird triangle shaped head with a little bit of curly hair on top and I hate that look on a guy even though I’m a completely heterosexual male and shouldn’t find myself caring about such things.
The news never talked about him which I guess means he wasn’t paying them enough money or he just wasn’t interesting enough. I heard someone compare the presidential election process to American Idol not that long ago which I guess means Brownback was that fat kid from a season or two ago that didn’t make it pass the evaluation process. The one that had the rat looking friend. Weren’t they going to get a record deal or something after that appearance?
March 8th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
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