Are you still at a loss when it comes to your Halloween Costume? Boing Boing has your solution: Go as a politician. No, not just any politician. Besides those rubber ex president masks have a bad stigma now, the kinda stigma that causes police officers to shoot you because they assume you’re about to rob a bank.
No, you should go as Larry Craig for Halloween. Once your costume is ready (don’t forget the suit!), go to some public restrooms on Halloween night and let yourself be seen coming in and out of bathroom stalls. I guarantee you and everyone around you will have a great time.
I wish I had thought of this because it’s simple yet effective, two things that U Suxxors is all about really. Simpleness and effectiveness.
