My original title for this post was Mother #%*#ing Lou Dobbs Hates Some Mother %#*!ing illegal #%*#ing immigrants but I felt that would’ve been too offensive so I decided to sanitize the post a little. I parked myself on CNN as I was wait for clothes to dry yesterday and good lord I was afraid to leave my TV on because I thought this man might reach through the screen and choke the life out of me after mistaking my white pasty ass for an illegal immigrant. Is he always this … passionate? I mean I kinda agree with him somewhat but it’s like he’s got a Punisher vibe to him except instead of going after mobsters he dresses up in a black trenchcoat and stalks the border in the middle of the night. He’s one hella pissed dude and if you’re an illegal immigrant reading this right now man I’d sleep with one or maybe even both eyes open for the remainder of his life. Might wanna keep them open even after that because I could definitely see him becoming a ghost and haunting like vegetable fields or something.
I never watch his show (obviously) but I’m pretty sure he was out for awhile with some medical problem. If it wasn’t for high bloodpressure or a rupturing heart I’ll eat my computer.
