Hannah Montana is this absolutely horrendous sounding show on the Disney Channel where a 14 year old girl tries to hide the fact that she’s actually a world famous pop singer. I’d like to take a moment to thank Disney for marketing bad TV shows about pop singers to little kids everywhere so the world has an endless supply of Britney Spears clones in the future. Should my blog become successful I’ll always have something to write about now. How the hell do you hide the fact that you’re a world famous pop singer anyway? Does the chick wear a mask or something? You know her parents would never be able to keep their mouths shut and would whore her out all over the television. Completely unrealistic.
To make things even nuttier, the actress Mylie Cyrus, who plays Hannan Montana, will be performing a concert as the character Hannah Montana. A radio station held a contest where men put on high heeled shoes and ran in a 50 yard race to try and get free tickets for the show, presumably for their daughters though you can never be sure, particularly when we’re talking about a race involving men running around in women’s footwear. The race was won by a guy who was racing for his boss’ daughter and if that guy doesn’t have a VP position today he should walk out of the company.
Article: Reuters - Men Run In High Heels For Hannan Montana
