MSNBC has been running a story this morning about a 4 year old boy who was suspended the other day because he dared to hug a teacher’s aide. The teacher’s aide cited that the boy sexually molested her because when he hugged her his face went into his chest. Apparently the kid supposed to spontaneously grow upon hugging her so that his face could go on her shoulder. It’s a good thing this woman wasn’t standing (I assume) other wise this story could be a hell of a lot worse that it actually is. The parents should sue her on the grounds that you can’t be sure she didn’t thrust her chest into the kid’s face.
Turns out another 4 year old at a different school was suspended because he pinched the backside of a girl in his class. Remember when that kind of stuff used to be innocent when you were 4? Now these kids are going to grow up thinking they actually are sexual molesters because everyone’s making such a big deal about it all.
Quick Edit: Interesting little factoid: I’m not sure what the time frame is for this, but 28 kindergardeners in Maryland have been suspended for sexual misconduct. 15 of those were for sexual harassment. High-larious.
