I love it when the first bit of mail I see first thing in the morning is one telling me how I can enhance my nonexistent breasts. My spam blocker obviously needs more training.
I’m doing an emergency strange search terms entry this morning because I want to know which one of you weirdos found your way to U Suxxors by looking for Rita Cosby nude pics. Rita Cosby?? Aye ye ye. After a quick check I noticed I’m not ranking number one for ninja Rita Cosby either which makes me very disappointed, particularly since the first entry doesn’t even seem to have Ninja anywhere in the title or description. I’m being held down. But yeah, it’s as bad as the ones getting here by looking for Larry Craig naked.
In other news, I rank number 2 for the term penis clock which is almost like living a lifelong dream of mine let me tell you.
Here’s another strange one: chinese monks having sex. Why is it all my search hits are in some way sex or porn related? Jesus. I try to run a respectable blog and see what happens?
Finally, a normal one. It turns out that I’m not the only one that confused Lucy Liu and Lisa Ling in the Folgers Coffee commercial. We did get a hit last week for lucy liu folgers commercial. I’m happy to know it wasn’t just me.
I like people that are thorough with their their searches, but you don’t think naked picture of vanessa and with no cloths might be a little redundant?
My God it’s a miracle, someone actually making sure they find someone with their clothes on: contessa brewer +clothes
Until next time.
