Finally. I had actually forgotten all about this until I was reminded a few minutes ago that Britney Spears was in court trying to get her kids back on Friday. Oddly enough I haven’t heard anything about any kind of rulings and it is possible I skipped over it by mistake trying to catch up on news today. Frankly I don’t care about the ruling today anyway: the important thing is that Britney went loony again.
Britney was spotted in the hallway of the courtroom by an Extra reporter who asked Spears how the case was going. Spears’ shouted response?
“Eat it, suck it, snort it, ?#%( it”
I shit you not that’s what she said, and if you don’t believe me go check out all the other blogs that reported about it while I was away. The question here is what is … it … exactly? What thing is there in this world that it’s possible to eat, suck, snort as well as #%(!? I know the first thing on everyone’s mind is a penis, but you don’t snort penises. That’d just be weird. Hell who am I kidding, there’s probably a porn site devoted to it out there somewhere. Couldn’t be cocaine, because %(#&ing a pile of cocaine wouldn’t be very pleasurable I’d imagine. Besides you snort cocaine, not eat it. Or can you eat it? I’ve never tried it. Regardless, you certainly wouldn’t want to suck it.
Maybe a reporter can ask her the next time she’s spotted pumping gas somewhere.
