You know it’s nearly Halloween because MSNBC is playing Monster Mash every five minutes in an attempt to turn me into a chainsaw wielding serial killer. Can’t they vary things a little bit? They do the same thing with Britney Spears, playing Toxic on a regular basis when discussing her latest episodes.
Back to Halloween, I completely approve of a holiday devoted to ghosts and zombies. Zombies are wonderful, and would beat the karate out of any ninja or pirate. It’s criminal that everyone excludes them in the battle for supremacy. Haven’t any of you ever read World War Z or The Zombie Survival Guide? You know why ninjas and pirate don’t get books like that written about them? Because they’re nothing, that’s why. Any attempts from pirates to take over the world could only be considered laughable.
I’m going off on a tangent again. The real reason I made this post was to point out an article on the top five haunted places in the US. Interesting, especially since I’ve never heard of a few of these places. None of these places however are haunted with zombies. You know why? Because the zombies are hiding underground. Ninjas aren’t the only masters of stealth.
