Bloggers everywhere today rejoice as the paparazzi pulled up new photos of Justin Timberlake who appears to be moving. This was easily ascertained by the fact that he was spotted moving boxes around. What would we do without the paparazzi following celebrities around giving us scoops like this?

Well forget the other guys because U Suxxors’ own paparazzi man, AKA the Unknown Photographer, recently got some close up shots of Timberlake actually bending over and picking one of the boxes up. From the side! An inspiration to cameramen everywhere, our personal photographer risked life, limb, and sensitive organs sneaking his way through a rottweiler infested courtyard to take the image seen to your right of Timberlake in the process of gripping this mystery box. Bent over with ass in the air, ladies will no doubt find this photo particularly intriguing as the former boy band star shows where he got the idea for Sexyback from.

It truly is exclusive, heart pounding photos like these that make U Suxxors just enough money a month to help us pay for our afternoon bowl of ramen noodles.