I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, that this story doesn’t involve Britney Spears, and I’m just as shocked that I’m nearly at 10 posts so far today and have yet to actually cover anything involving her.

What it does involve is stupid paparazzi people that are going to get someone killed one of these days. Paris Hilton was riding in the backseat of a car that had parked in an alley and was preparing to let the hotel heiress out when a photographer drove in reverse right into the side of the car. Apparently it was just a fender bender and Paris Hilton was totally fine, but one of her bodyguards complained of neck pains. Shouldn’t proper bodyguards not even have necks?

Meanwhile Hilton just proceeded to go shopping. Paris Hilton: Showing grace in chaotic situations. Did I just type that?

Article: TMZ - Paris Hilton Accident