And I don’t KNOOOOOOOW
Is this the part where you let GOOOOOOOO
Alright, I’ve had it. Enough is enough. I’m declaring war against Liberty Mutual. This has to end. This commercial, I swear to every God under the sun, gets played a thousand times during the day. I’m not exaggerating either. You know it and I know it. It never ends. Is this supposed to make me want to purchase Liberty Mutual insurance or something? Jesus because if it is let me tell you something, and I hope there’s a Liberty Mutual rep reading this right now. I would never, ever, if you were the last insurance company on the Earth buy insurance from you. If a *%$&ing rock fell out of the sky and crushed my house along with everything I own, and you stopped by and told me I could buy insurance from you after the fact to cover the home and it would only cost me $1, I wouldn’t buy it from you. I would never go to a building with your name on it. If I were being chased by a machete wielding serial killer wearing a hockey mask and there were no buildings in sight to run to for help except yours, I’d die. I’d be like alright buddy you can hack me to pieces because I am NOT walking into that building. You probably play that damn song in your lobby, in your elevators, in your stairwells, in the office when you’re dealing with clients. It never ends! It’s like that damn Christmas commercial with the gold star that falls off the tree and the tree picks it up except the commercial airs every single day instead of just around Christmas.
You know what, I just looked and found out that HEM is the music group that created that monstrosity. They also did the song for the first Liberty Mutual commercial, the one where there’s this scene where a guy is just laying in the middle of the street in the rain for absolutely no reason and someone helps get the guy up like they’re being chased by some demon except no one around them is in a hurry. The commercial doesn’t even make any sense! Why is this man just laying in the street? Is he taking a nap? Here, you can watch it and see if you can figure it out. 11 seconds in.
WTF is he doing?? It’s like he just decided to take a rest on the wet sidewalk. I demand everyone boycott HEM, Liberty Mutual, and everyone involved with this entire commercial and song until the constant barrage ENDS! It must END! As in STOP!
