You wanna know how slow things are? This is the second Ashley Olsen post today. The New York Post is reporting that she showed up at a Gramercy Park bar with Lance Armstrong the bicycle guy and spent the night sitting on his lap making out with him.
I’m kinda disgusted by that thought actually because every time I see her or her sister I think of that little annoying troll from Full House. I can never find her attractive for that reason. I remember that creepy countdown everyone did until the twins hit 18 which of course didn’t make any sense because it’s not like they were going to sleep with anyone that was waiting for the clock to run down. What the hell ever happened to Mary Kate anyway? Didn’t those two used to be constantly joined at the hip?
Article: NY Post - Ashley Olsen & Lance Armstrong
