I realized this morning that besides screwing alcoholics in stairwells, all has been fairly quiet on the Lindsay Lohan front for awhile now. She’s falling down the same path as Paris Hilton: bad girls that go straight, at least for the time being. Between those two and Nicole Richie being too knocked up to get herself into any sort of trouble, a lot of bloggers are finding their inspiration lost. The chaos in Hollywood seems almost to be fleeing in the wind, leaving only one left to try and make up for the absence of absurdity all by her lonesome.

TMZ reports a photographer congratulated Lohan at a store on her sobriety, no doubt while trying to check on her panty wearing status at the same time with his camera. False sense of security: the new paparazzi weapon. Plenty of celebrities in clothes~! as well in the video below.

Article: TMZ - Lohan Sober