You know what sucks? When you take a drink of what’s supposed to be a cool glass of skim milk and get a mouth full of sourness. Screw cows for having milk that doesn’t last forever.
Duane “Dog” Chapman, fan of Girls Gone Wild as well as famous bounty hunter extraordinaire, recently went off on a racial slur laden tirade to his son Tucker. Chapman’s was attempting to explain to Tucker that he didn’t want his girlfriend telling people that he has a habit of using racial slurs because she might tell someone like the National Enquirer about it when in fact the slurs were not meant to be negative at all. In a cruel twist of fate, the National Enquirer somehow got a hold of the tape and released it to the public. Chapman immediately attempted to contact the Reverend Al Sharpton to say he was sorry knowing full well that Sharpton would pounce on him like a shark on bloody meat as soon as he heard the tape. It’s as natural a reaction as turning yourself into police after a hit and run really.
Chapman is heard on the tape stating he hoped his use of racial terms wouldn’t get out in the media because it would destroy everything he worked for the past 30 years. Me thinks so long as he keeps his mouth shut and doesn’t do a bunch of interviews in the media he’ll be fine after some time. Of course, celebrities tend to be stupid, so he’ll probably be on CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC and ESPN all within the next two days.
Article & Audio: National Enquire - Dog the Bounty Hunter Audio Tirade
