I have to admit I”m a little frightened over this Hollywood writers strike that could hit any day now. Defamer isn’t helping me out, fraying my already fragile nerves with the news that Fox is doing a two hour Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader special tonight starring Regis Philbin and Clay Aiken. This could last months. Months of reruns, months of shitty game shows starring Jeff Foxworthy.

I swear to Christ if Prison Break or 24 gets screwed up because of this I will never forgive Fox. I don’t care that watching season six of 24 was the equivalent of watching someone clean a large septic tank. Surely they learned their lesson. I’m willing to give them another chance. That’s two shows I watch on TV on a regular basis, that’s it. Well, there’s Survivor too but face it, James isn’t going to win that so who cares.

U Suxxors as a whole is officially striking against the writers striking. Join me my brothers and sisters.