Nothing is more awkward than typing a blog post and suddenly hearing Dr Phil’s voice in the air asking me if “he ever touched my penis”. I don’t know who he is but I can assure you he’s never been anywhere near said penis. That I know of.
Does anyone actually watch his talk show? I’m assuming they do because it’s still on TV but good God is that some Ricki Lake quality shit. Is he supposed to be some kind of expert that you go to when you’re life is laying on the bottom of the barrel and you’re too stupid to fix things youself so you need some guy to tell you to stop being a complete twat? “Hey, maybe you really should stop sleeping with your mom’s boyfriend, he hasn’t left your mom yet despite the affair going on two years and never spends any time with you unless he’s looking for sex. Your family is being ripped apart by all of this drama as well. Oh yeah, he also stole $10,000 out of your bank account three months ago” “OMG You know I never thought about it that way before. That makes sense! I’ll stop seeing him right away!”
I do actually have to give him credit after seeing a video elsewhere that showed him making some pretty good points about video game violence the other day. Nice to see he’s learned something after his Jack Thompson impression on a couple news networks following the Virginia Tech tragedy.
