Human’s have this habit of coming up with far out explanations for everything. Wildfires burned Southern California because of gay people. Hillbillies are stupid because aliens kidnap them and shove probes up their ass. Goats are torn apart because of goat eating demons that no one has ever seen or taken a picture of before despite everyone in the immediate vicinity of the attacks spending years of their life looking for proof.
Texans have one less urban legend to talk about today when it was finally revealed their own demonic goat killer was actually an old hairless coyote. CNN has a picture of it’s head on their site looking like the most ugly animal you’ve ever seen in your entire life. I can’t help but wonder if they didn’t pull that thing’s tongue halfway out and stick it on the side of it’s head with double sided tape for visual effect.
Article: CNN - La Chupacabra Is a Coyote
