As regulars to the site are well aware, U Suxxors likes to pay attention to the goings on with celebrities because it more often that not gives us fodder to throw venom and spite at, like a blank wall just begging for a little paint to brighten it up. TMZ is one of our news sources, but they’ve been particularly dull as of late, throwing up such fascinating features on such riveting subjects as basketball players prematurely removing gas nozzles from their car or Coolio’s hairdo. While I laugh at the ones leaving comments on TMZ posts on their site about how they should get a real job working at McDonalds when I’m willing to bet most TMZ employees are making three times what the commenter is making (celebrities are a profitable field), I can’t help but agree the past few days has been beyond slow in the world of glitz and glamour.
Paris Hilton however has arrived again, even if but for a fleeting moment, to save us from this current bout of celebrity mediocrity. Some couple years after the fact, Paris Hilton threw a fit at an adult store in Toronto after seeing a cardboard cutout display of her advertising her sex tape. She didn’t start talking to it while commenting on their similarities in appearance so there is some hope for her yet. She appears on the video in a skeleton Halloween costume which just makes the whole thing even funnier really. The thought of Paris Hilton randomly browsing porn stores dressed up as a skeleton is so random you can’t help but smile.
Oddly, she’s seemingly just now realized that people are selling her sex tape. Did she think it just disappeared into the ether? There’s whole companies out there marking that thing now.
Video: TMZ - Paris Hilton Mad About Sex - Tape
