BBC Breaking News: Christina Aguilera Confirms She Is Pregnant

Posted By: Jack Page on Monday, November 5th, 2007

Christina Aguilera Is PregnantHold onto your seats ladies and gentlemen because the BBC has an exclusive. The broadcasting giant was able to get the world confirmation today, November 5th in the year 2007, that Christina Aguilera is in fact pregnant. Apparently the fact that she’s been walking around with a belly that looks ready to burst any moment and ginormous breasts that has pervs scouring the internet in hopes of nip slips wasn’t confirmation enough. Seriously, did they think she just went a little crazy with the plastic surgery or something? If this isn’t the mother of delayed reactions I don’t know what is.

BBC: Maybe She Just Ate a Couple Pumpkins


Leave a Reply