This might lose me some readers because people take football very seriously but I’m sorry, I hate football. The only pleasure I ever get out of the sport is when I’m able to rub Steelers loses in the faces of my friends. Naturally, the Steelers are usually able to deny me this simple bit of soul soothing harmony. Assholes I say.

I’m completely different to every other football team, including the Broncos who I guess are having a pretty bad year. This hasn’t stopped a couple of 69 year old Denver fans from creating an infernal hell spawn of a machine designed to blare off a mixture of six car horns and bright lights in their front yard whenever the Broncos score a touchdown. As someone who has documented their hatred of annoyingly loud people in the past, I can safely say that said machine would probably be found smashed into a million pieces post game night were I living next door to this pair. Seriously, I don’t give a damn if they’re 69 years old or not, that’s just flat out ignorant.

Deadspin: Broncos Fans Create Audible Hell