Somewhere, I’m sure there’s a girl that’s written a fanfic involving George Clooney and Fabio. They were probably having sex in it on a bed of roses along with some sort of tentacle beast, because no fanfic is complete without tentacles.
This story doesn’t involve the two engaging in tender loving activities, rather, it involves them getting into a brawl in West Hollywood. Oddly enough it wasn’t over love but rather some girl with Fabio who was taking pictures of Clooney while he was trying to eat. I’m positive it wasn’t someone from the paparazzi otherwise she would’ve been standing two inches from Clooney taking a picture every quarter second a bite of food got closer to his mouth. Clooney approached Fabio about the issue, who in turn called him a diva. You know you’ve been verbally bitch slapped when Fabio of all people calls you a diva.
In Touch: Clooney & Fabio Brawl
