Remember after Paris Hilton’s prison stay when she declared she wanted to do good things in the world and was going to travel more finding causes to invest her time in? It’s started, and she’s jumping right into the thick of things by attempting to aid elephants with a drinking problem. The elephants are being electrocuted after downing rice beer and I can only assume it’s because they’re walking into electrified fences and not because the beer has that strong of a kick to it. The article fails to mention just how the elephants are acquiring the alcoholic beverages and the only scenario I can come up with is that they’re sneaking their trunks through people’s windows and drinking from glasses near the window. Isn’t that what the electrified fences are for?
I have to give Paris Hilton credit though, she’s at least trying. Now maybe she can do something to help stop elephant LSD experiments.
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