Jimmy Carter Would Really Hate I Can Has Cheezburger

Posted By: Jack Page on Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Jimmy Carter Shoots CatWhy? Because he once killed a cat. Oh he says it was an accident, but of course he’s going to say that. What do you think’s going to say? “You bet your sweet ass I killed that cat and I’ll kill another one if it looks at me funny.” Notice how he callously says he’ll just get his sister-in-law a new one? Cats are like kids to some people. Not to Jimmy Carter though. You know what cats are to Jimmy Carter? Dead meat.

But it was just an “accident”. He just wanted to “scare it”.

Jimmy Carter’s just the Jack Bauer of the 90s, and the cats are the terrorists.

Emptyage: Accident My Ass


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