A tennis player is claiming that he was poisoned by a Russian opponent, a move that forced the player to sit out of Germany’s Davis Cup. Tommy Haas claims that a teammate of his was told by a Russian player that Haas was not experiencing some sort of stomach pains as everyone had though, but rather he had been poisoned.
Dude, it’s tennis. Seriously, make sure you save some so you can poison the cricket team later.
SI - Tommy Haas Poisoned
