I’m sorry, normally Gal Val would have this space because she actually likes talking about what celebrities wear, but this one’s mine. I’ve seen some stupid looking shirts and outfits in my life, usually being worn by some anorexic looking model walking down a runway in Milan. Some of these shirts are meant to looking funny like the tuxedo shirt. Haha, I can at least see the brief humor behind something like that.

I stop over at DListed last night and see some pictures of Enrique Iglesias on stage holding someone’s very large bra, and I don’t think too much of it because you figure singers probably get all kinds of strange underwear / sex toys thrown their way. Then I notice he has dog tags on. Not a bad accessory piece so long as they don’t have something strange written on them like I *heart* Jill or something. Then I notice they’re just kinda floating on his upper chest. Why does the chain just sort of disappear?

Then I realize It’s because they’re printed on his shirt.

Seriously, are you lazy or something? You couldn’t go out and buy some f***ing dog tags? Were they just too expensive for Enrique Iglesias or something? Are you trying to make some kind of wacky statement about not being chained to little things or something? You’ve gotta get a shirt with dog tags printed on it. What’s next? Do you have a pair of gloves with like a ring drawn on one finger? Of all the stupid, dumb, ridiculous looking shirts I’ve ever seen in my entire life, this one might take the cake. I’m offended, that’s how annoyed I am. I’m personally offended by Enrique Iglesias’ shirt. It’s not just because someone designed it, it’s because someone BOUGHT that. “Hey honey? You know how I always wanted a pair of dog tags but I never thought they looked right on me? Well here, come here and look at this babe. This f***ing shirt’s got these dog tags in just the right position. That’s exactly how I always wanted my dog tags to look. Kind of wind blown like I’m in the middle of an action sequence or something.”

Bullshit.