These new Viva Viagra commercials are crap. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
Anyhoo, a Jessica Simpson fan in New York got so excited when she saw Jessica Simpson that she fell over into a fireplace, toppling a table with dishes and food everywhere. Thankfully the fireplace wasn’t lit because that certainly would’ve sucked for her. Why all the excitement anyway, it’s Jessica Simpson, not Jesus. Or Slash. Has she even done anything since Dukes of Hazzard?
Where was TMZ and their camera crew? They’re always around taking video tape when a celebrity is eating.
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