That’s right, it’s time for an MSNBC study!
I seriously, I want to stop for a second already and say something. There’s a person about there that gets paid money to conduct studies for MSNBC like this. Their job is to go out and put statistics together on the most absurd topics, like this most recent one just talked about on the cable news channel that shows that men get served their coffee slightly quicker than women from places like Starbucks and the like. Not minutes, seconds. Not even half a minute faster but 20 seconds. On average. This person presents their report to their bosses at MSNBC and goes off and cashes their paycheck and buys food, entertainment, pays their bills, etc with the money the received from this hard hitting, eye opening study.
I don’t want to be that guy. No, I want to be the jackass that sits at his desk and actually comes up with the topics for these investigations as it were. “Hey Harry? Yeah Harry come in here for a minute I’ve got an idea. I want you to do some work for me, I need you to do a little statistical research for me on a topic that just hit me … it, it just, it just popped in my head Harry. I think viewers might be interested in what percentage of people sleep on the right side of the bed or the left side. But I’m going to make it a little tricky on you, I want to know what percentage of females sleep on the left compared to the percentage of males, and I want the same thing done when it comes to the right side. While you’re at it, if you could compare which subject steals the covers more often, I think it might make the report a little more exciting, give it a little bit more zing.”
That guy .. that guy’s got life by the balls.
