A spanish soccer player yesterday scored a goal with his penis, says German paper Bild. Way to give the guy something to brag about there, Germany. In fact it’s already started. A direct quote from the player himself, Mario Gómez:
I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot.
Modesty: a soccer player’s best friend. After seeing the video, he sure seemed well enough to run around and celebrate immediately afterward. Could there have been an illegal object at play?
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