It’s almost 8:30AM EST and I’ve got chips and salsa in front of me right now. Oh yeah, I’m living a little dangerously. I highly suggest doing some different and crazy every once in while. Helps kill the usual mediocrity.

Besides, I caught a list via Defamer called the Frigid 50 Coldest People In Hollywood over at FilmThreat.com this morning and in addition to occupying most of my time, it entertained me greatly. I’ll go so far as to say it’s reaffirmed my love of celebrities after a rough day yesterday. Ranking Angelina Jolie at number two is just wrong though, and I can only assume it was some kind of crazy typo. Seriously now. Angelina would clearly be number -1,000,000 on a list such as this.

The internet needs a sexiest celebrity stick figure list or something. It’s a void that needs filled. A missing piece in this great big web we surf.