This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend this post is making me thirsty for beer but I’m not going to. I don’t drink this early. I’m civilized~! Orenthal James Simpson was flying to Ft Lauderdale from Vegas last Friday and was flipping insane, loudly rambling about everything from the true nationality of Dos Equis to how Satisfaction by the Stones done blew up the hood back in the day. If OJ wasn’t a temperamental killer he might not be that bad of a guy to shoot the shit with for awhile once you got past the fact that he’s kinda stupid. But that’s ok. Aren’t we all in our own little ways?
I really want to hear his thoughts on the current political race and Britney Spears. Honestly, I do. Just to hear what he’d say. “OJ? How would you handle the ongoing middle east conflict?”. He’d be perfect for Meet the Press. Tim Russert could ask him about UFOs.
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