I am already annoyed this morning, so much so that I feel the need to use the same exact angry Jack picture from the previous post in this one as well. This should be a fine outing today. I’m convinced that at 26 I’m already turning into a curmudgeonly old man. My hands even feel like fine sandpaper.
Meanwhile, the very first thing I see when I turn Morning Joe on this morning is a story focusing on a 14 and a 15 year old who work as paparazzi photographers. Fantastic. Way to make me dislike the paparazzi even more; make them younger and indefinitely more irritating. I guess there’s no child labor laws stopping them since they’re basically self employed, but do we really need to have a bunch of kids snapping photos of Britney going commando? Do you charge Britney with corruption of a minor if that happens?
I swear to Christ if they do end up making a million dollars before they hit 20 I’m selling my soul to the devil and jumping right into the paparazzi fray armed with nothing but a camera, my wits, and steel toed boots.
