Ok, that was the strangest title I’ve ever written.
There’s a singer in the UK that’s the frontman for some band called Palladium that sounds like they do pop rock so they already make me wanna slice my own ears off and I haven’t heard a thing they’ve done yet. The singer’s name is Peter Pepper, and the fact that his name isn’t Peter Piper and he doesn’t have a song out called Pick My Peck Of Pickled Peppers saddens me. That might have helped overcome the pop rock thing. Peter Pepper also once had a hamster named Georgie Porgie. Can this guy get like, a name assistant? A professional name assistant? Are there such things?
Anyway, he’s claiming Amy Winehouse might’ve killed Georgie Porgie one night in a possibly coke induced accident. Possibly I guess in the same way it was possibly Thanksgiving yesterday. Pepper doesn’t know what Winehouse did exactly but he knows she promised to catch the hamster when it escaped from his catch one boozy night. Awhile later she told Pepper the hamster was sleeping, and it was later discovered that it was actually deceased.
She also flooded some rooms and unplugged the fridge that night.
Why hasn’t anyone done an Amy Winehouse reality show yet? I wouldn’t watch it, but it have to be indefinitely more entertaining than that new one with Kim Kardashian. How do you build a show around a girl who’s only claim to fame is she had a sex tape and she has an absurdly large ass? Amy would actually do something stupid and interesting. It’d be like how scientists put rodents under glass and watch how they react under the effects of certain kinds of drugs, except that she’s human.
The Mirror - Amy Winehouse - Hamster Killer
