Joe Francis is alleging now according to MSNBC this morning that prison guards threatened to tie him to a chair naked and deny him food and covers for 48 hours. I don’t really have much else to say about this, I simply wanted to make my own cute little prison guards gone wild subject header like I’m sure every other celebrity blog will be doing today. Maybe he refused to give them free porn. Or they were annoyed by overly cheesy late night Girls Gone Wild dvd commercials. Seriously, those are some of the stupidest ad spots I’ve ever seen, particularly the one where they’re floating in a zero gravity chamber. I can imagine the dialog.
“Dude, she’s floating! And she’s topless!”
“Way! I’m so drunk! *puke*”
Sexy.
