MSNBC may have finally had it with productivity in the office dropping due to all their employees falling fast asleep around 6PM EST because it sounds like they’re getting ready to give Tucker Carlson the boot. Phil Griffin, the senior vice president of the network, stated that he sees Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews as MSNBC figureheads. When asked about Tucker Carlson, Griffin immediately became drowsy and almost fell out of his chair but after some smelling salts, he stated that Tucker is part of the MSNBC brand “right now”.
Carlson apparently said goodbye at the end of one of his shows in early November to “the eight of you that watch us”. At least everyone can agree that Tucker sucks then, including Tucker himself. At the most all I could ever tell about him was that he was a piss poor arguer and had the personality of a puddle of mud. His arguments consist of bitching about something related to the democrats or Hillary Clinton, then talking over anyone that tries to actually argue with him. He just doesn’t even try. It’s like he’s given up before he’s even sat down in his chair. He’s like a whiny, snide frat boy that’s bitter at the entire world for some reason, probably because he used to be “That dork in the bowtie”.
Someone will pick him up. Either Fox or CNN Headline News. Why, I don’t know, but they will. He’d fit right in on Fox. CNN Headlines has too many characters with personality what with Nancy Grace and Glen Beck. Carlson’s ability to thrust you into REM sleep in five seconds would make him stick out like a sore thumb not unlike it did on MSNBC.
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