Amy Winehouse’s Nostril May Be Running Away From The Rest Of Her Body

Posted By: Jack Page on Monday, November 26th, 2007

Amy Winehouse ConcertWell, the worst part of my day has already been reached and I can safely say it won’t be topped. I’m just sitting here minding my own business, eating the most perfect leftover stuffing you’ve ever tasted. Just the right amount of softness. Slightly moist. All flavor. Melts in your mouth and not in your hand baby. Next thing I know I see a closeup picture on Seriously OMG of Amy Winehouse’s seemingly decaying & bleeding nostril followed by a hideous full body shot. Seriously OMG is right. I’ll throw a Holy WTF in there too if I may. My stuffing is ruined, and frankly I’m not sure if I will be able to even gaze lovingly upon it ever again.

She had another terrible concert too in London on Saturday night where she walked off stage twice to let her backup singer do the song for her. Sounds like quite the event and I really hope people didn’t pay … well, I hope people didn’t pay anything for something like this but to be realistic lets hope they didn’t pay much.

No, You Don’t Get What You Pay For
Via Seriously OMG, which I order you to click because you should suffer as I did. My poor stuffing …


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