There was this show on MSNBC back in the day called Alan Keyes is making sense. Like many of the talk shows MSNBC was popping out back then, it was slightly more exciting than Tucker Carlson. Damning praise indeed. I can only assume it was better than Curtis and Kuby, the shittiest shit of all shit that’s ever been on TV. No matter how badly I rag on MSNBC, nothing, nothing is as bad as those days were.
That has nothing to do with my next announcement really except for the “is making sense” part. I’ve had an idea to do an advice column section for awhile and have decided to go ahead with it just to see what happens. So I’ll be doing something new on the blog in the future: posts where myself or Gal Val give advice to readers looking for tips on, well, just about anything you want to ask us. I don’t care what it is really so long as it’s not illegal. It doesn’t even have to be advice, you can just ask us whatever random questions you have on your mind. On slow days, we’ll maybe eve poke around other internet sites and find other people’s questions and post our own answers here. Different viewpoints are good, no matter how inane they prove to be. Don’t worry, we’ll continue to post about random celebrity absurdities or general craziness, this is just something in addition for us to do on days where nothing is really happening in the world that’s entertaining enough for us to drone on about.
So if you’re looking for advice or have questions on life in general, relationships, love (Gal Val is likely getting those), celebrities, whatever your little heart desires, email us at webmaster@usuxxors.com and we’ll begin giving you answers. Whether or not they’re good answers, we can’t promise. They’ll be answers nontheless. If you’d like, you can request whether you’d perfer myself or Val to answer the question, otherwise it’s going to be a crapshoot. I could mean that literally.
MAJOR NOTE: If you run a website or a blog and you want a link, you can throw your link in the email along with the question and I’ll include it so long as it’s at least somewhat of a clean site. No porn or such. These will NOT be nofollow links, so that should help encourage some activity. I’d appreciate a link back somewhere but it’s not required.
